Blunt it up

"Be happy" but in a more high fashion

Kyle: aw man, my nigga Kobe died. Shit hurts bro
John: Just blunt it up man, everything is fine

by I_fapp_2_handed January 27, 2020

bluestar

sexy mommy. idc if she hated everything before she died but she IS MOMMY. stfu

i love bluestar!!
me too!!
she didnt deserve everything that happened to her..
ik..

lets make out
smvovhvknfvdsm aahh

by i will moan for zhongli August 25, 2022

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.

You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

Saharan blunt roller

a sexual act in which the male , during sex, pours any flammable liquid on the woman and rolls her up in the bedsheets. He may then choose to light her on fire and try and extinguish the flames with his own urine

"why is Lauren in the hosptal?"
"apparently her new boyfriend is a Saharan blunt roller"

by fatassasianbitch April 20, 2015

Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

Motel blunt

motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.

bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt

by lilyoni21 September 20, 2017