boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

blonde moment

When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.

"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.

by funkyseaweed October 5, 2003

blonde

beautiful people! and its not just for women men also!..sexist people..
-hair color
-stupid stereotype
-an insult..not!(complement)
-blondes hav more fun..tru.but not always.
-most blondes are brunettes..who made the right decision to stick to the hair color they were BORN with!
-everyone looks better blonde..did u see lucy lu with her cute blonde wig in charlies angels? very sexy!
anyone who has a problem with blondes..has some unattended problems and obviously some anger management problems that they need to get over! don't judge blondes..they're all unique and different in their own ways..ahtletic, beautiful, ugly, intelligent, dumb, crazy,tall, short,interesting, and funny. So dont label them and work on your own PROBLEMS..your not perfect!

Did you see all those beautiful blonde models in sports illustrated? including anna kournikova!

That blonde really sticks out among all her friends..ill go for her!

by tennisstar* June 17, 2004

Blonde

girls that act stupid even if they dont have blonde hair have no common sense...has nothing to do with grade point average or how well they do in school

a girl taht trips and falls quite often and doesnt stay with or understand any words bigger than pronunciation

by Paul March 5, 2003

Blonde

a girl- ditzy, stupid, forgetful, annoying, thinks shes better than everyone

myself

by kelby March 5, 2003

blonde

Let's talk about Hillary Duff and Britney Spears.

They are both stupid AND are blondes. 80% of blondes in USA are stupid. They have more fun because they study less, which means more work in the future.
FUCK YOU BLONDES, I DONT CARE IF I'M RACIST SHIT!!!

by realass dude November 3, 2004

blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003