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Bless

Bless is the type of shy and sweet girl who is wife material with ho potential. No fears my dudes, because she´s too socially awkward to even get near a male homosapient with whom she is attracted to. Bless is the type of girl who is always empathetic to others and even to assholes who she takes her back. Don´t break her trust because although she may forgive you, she never trust you again. She is one of the most beautiful girls who deserves the world from everything she has gone through. She is also random at times so be prepared for that or else your unmatched energy will push her away. Don´t push her away as she is one of the most understanding and kindest and most etheral innocent being you will ever encounter. Be nice to her you lucky bitch.
Bless: Oi, let´s hug.
Person: I don´t like hugs.
Bless: proceeds to hug***
by Kou´s wife February 11, 2021
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.
by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K
I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.
by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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Bless

Short for blessed.

Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
by fresca2178 January 22, 2016
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