Man’s best friend is the vagina.

Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.

A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.

Without Man’s best friend (vaginas) reproduction would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It drove me crazy. I almost failed my high school classes.

Man’s Best Friend by Can't deny the truth September 28, 2019

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shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

shake hands with the wife's best friend by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

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Second Best Friend

A best friend you can always relay on, if your actual best friend is not around, or not available for the time being. You often talk to them on facebook or text them a lot.

Anna, and Ray are second best friends, they always relay on each other when their other best friends are not around.

Second Best Friend by retzo June 10, 2011

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