Benchud

An absolute nonse who licks the insides of his mums shoes.

Basically can mean anything you want for a goon.

Person 1: That Josh lad just robbed off his mum to buy pick and mix
Person 2: What a dutty (dirty) benchud

Or

Person 1: Did you see Jack last night?
Person 2: Yeah he got smashed and shagged 5 birds and sniffed Alex’s nans ashes
Person 3: Oh my god, what a bechud

by duttybenchud August 29, 2018

Deep bench

Lame, uncool, last choice.

“I heard Kelly was a total loser” - “yeah she’s deep bench”. “Do you want to see that movie tonight?” -“No way, it’s totally deep bench”.

by Jalenadro August 26, 2021

benchod

A n upcoming rapper born in Astoria Queens, many do not understand the origin of his rap name. Benchod is derived from the word “panchod” which translates to “sister-fucker”. Which mean a “benchod” is not only extremely handsome but has a habit to have sex with women that are sisters, be carful not to upset benchod by saying “you’re name translated to sister-fucker”. The reason being is benchod 10 times out of 10 will respond by saying “I’ll fuck tour sister” which can be viewed as disrespectful, but at the end of the day is nothing but facts. Benchod government remains a mystery and only those close to him know his true identity. His biggest hits are “Moonlight”, “No Re-up” and “Let it Bang Ft. Tru2it”.

Yo you heard that new benchod?

by boomboomben November 21, 2021

uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding

Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

by Cullen urban dictionary club April 20, 2018

beanchild

someone with a head shaped like a bean
such as mi friend lol even tho is ed aint like a bean....

oi beanchild gimme some beans
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by bitemeh! November 17, 2006

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Bench Mob

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement

Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker January 28, 2019