beef the fluff

the act of fluffing or exaggerating the positives of information so as not to offend the sensitive

I had to beef the fluff so she wouldn’t get offended

by DavKat May 5, 2018

beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument

Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?

by Pheen April 24, 2018

Beef Nubs

Gum ball sized, meaty, engorged female nipples. Typically accompanied by large areolas.

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.

I sucked her beef nubs last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Beef fizz

Beef fizz is a summer drink, originally published in the 1975 Kitchen Companion drink guide. Made from two cans of condensed beef broth, one cup of chilled ginger ale, and two tablespoons of lemon juice it, is well known as a delicious and refreshing beverage, perfect for long days in the hot sun.

John: Hey man, come try my beef fizz.

Joe: What the fuck is a beef fizz?

John: Trust me man, just drink it.

Joe: sips beef fizz

Joe: vomits profusely

by tehfcuk June 27, 2020

Beef Washington

An interesting sexual position that only works during male-female sex and involves missionary but the only exception is that the male wears a white wig (on his cock/penis/phallus/shaft/dick/schlong/human stick shift/tower of power) the woman on the other hand, has to have a tattoo above the vagina that says “Mississippi River” and the rest is history

Guy 1: What’s up dude, did you do sex last night?
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington

by Your.local.dumbass November 14, 2021

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018