When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"
by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006
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I have no idea. Stop asking questions and pass me more of that Banana Whip.
I have no idea. Stop asking questions and pass me more of that Banana Whip.
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Definiton 1:
Most Bananas, aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Definition 2: (Equally as accurate.)
Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel of their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Definition 2: (Equally as accurate.)
Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel of their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of banana?
Guy 2: Onision?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *Kills himself*
Guy 2: Onision?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *Kills himself*
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Get the Banana mug.While performing sexual intercourse, the male inserts a banana inside the female's anus. This is typically done in the ever famous "doggie-style" position. Once the male is prepared to ejaculate, he removes his penis from the vagina and ejaculates around the banana, which is still inserted in the anus. Banana milkshake, ladies and gentlemen.
Last night, Jo-Anne and I were feeling quite sexy and she said she was very hungry as well as very thirsty. I told her I would give her a banana milkshake. She was quite surprised, yet pleased with the outcome.
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Mr. silly- its custard.
Mr. Happy- thats not custard, you silly bannana
Mr. silly- its custard.
Mr. Happy- thats not custard, you silly bannana
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