by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

Some people ask me why I curse so much. I respond to these people by asking them to go fuck themselves.
"Why don't you watch your mouth?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
"Why don't you watch your mouth?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
by Disasterpiece January 23, 2008

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

Basically, means to just for the person to stop everything he/she is doing and find the nearest gun, point it under their chin and pull the trigger. That way they will no longer bother you and you can get some peace and quiet without their pure bullshit spewing from their mouths. If one continues you to harass you after you say this, you legally have the right to make them discover what your fist tastes like. They cannot sue you for any reason.
by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger December 28, 2005

A slang for "Don't Embarrass Yourself", sort of a bitch please-like retort to somebody spewing some bullshit.
Basically like, "Stop Killing/Embarrassing/Making a Fool of/ Yourself", though body taken simply can just mean to murder.
Basically like, "Stop Killing/Embarrassing/Making a Fool of/ Yourself", though body taken simply can just mean to murder.
by TFE July 24, 2006

Patronising phrase used to tell someone that you believe they hold too high an opinion of themselves, or are behaving in a conceited or pompous manner.
by John Bobson May 21, 2007
