backwards middle finger

fuck me

“he backwards middle fingered me. i think he wants to fuck”

by gangerman11 April 22, 2023

backwoods bush

When you shove a bush light beer up your ass and then water fountain the beer for your sister to drink

Last night my brother gave me a backwoods bush.
I hope my mother doesn't find out.

by Backwoods bush April 28, 2023

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

backwood whore

Term for a person who is a sneaky whor

“Rebecca came into my house last night and fucked my husband just like a backwood whore!”

by YourMomFaveHoe December 30, 2023

Backwardian

A stupid language that's literally just English but backwards.

"Bro, i heard Elliot can speak backwardian, what a femboy!"

*Elliot emerges out of the darkness*

"ouy llik annog m'i"

(Translation: I'm gonna kill you$

by NatsuME-SakasaKI November 18, 2023