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blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
by mmm October 3, 2003
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backorder

The feeling of a dick up your ass from a presumably reputable, albeit asshole, company that doesn't care for the blue-collar working class. Depending on the demand for the product and their mood on that day, they can decide to postpone the back-order from a week to several months.
Damn, Gibson backordered my guitar another four fucking months. Looks like I can't do anything but accept it and wait.
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backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.
During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.
by Bloopy December 28, 2005
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A person who goes to great lengths to give someone negative feedback in an extremely patronizing but comical manner. Commonly seen in forums and known to incite flame wars.
Man, that Talking Penis is one backward talking red room dwelling dwarf.
by Cautta Buzz February 1, 2008
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take it backwards

Used in Missy Elliott's track Work It. She refers to the fact that part of the chorus is sung backwards. However, given the emphasis on Elliot's butt in the song, "you make love to me from behind" is the likely meaning. The sexual meaning of the next line would then be "Watch the way Missy likes that kind of sex."
by Fangsta December 14, 2003
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Riding your bike backwards

Anal sex and or anything that involves anal pleasure
Joe just went "Riding your bike backwards" all over that woman.
by PoniBoyee April 19, 2011
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fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl
Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
by talldude65 July 21, 2010
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