white trash burrito 

Salsa on white bread.

We gotta go shopping or something, 'cause we're pretty much down to white trash burritos and Chex mix.

white trash burrito by SMA11784 December 8, 2007

Dirty Burrito

The act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. Generally done for sexual purposes.

Man, that bitch was acting way too uppity. She got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. She smelled like shit for a week.

Dirty Burrito by CrapMaster2000 May 7, 2008

Justin Burrito 

A magical experience in the mexican world of burritos. Many orgasims come with the consumption of the Justin Burrito. TRY IT WITH CARNE ASADA! $5.28!!

Dude i just jizzed in my pants this justin burrito is so good.

Justin Burrito by MikieMerchandise October 19, 2006

Full Burrito Mode

Being wrapped in your blankets as if you are a cheap burrito from Taco Bell resulting in the extreme comfort in oneself.

Jacob come hang out with us today!

Can't I am in Full Burrito Mode

Full Burrito Mode by BakedPotato June 24, 2014

wet burrito 

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.

Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!

wet burrito by nononotme October 25, 2007

Rome's Burrito 

The Burrito.
It will defy all.
It will win against all.
It's hot sauce level is over 9000.

Rome 4 Permaban. :)

Rome's Burrito was stolen.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-

Rome's Burrito by Redemption@neo August 24, 2009

floor burrito 

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

floor burrito by tomcon5 February 26, 2009