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The Blanket Treatment 

The art of getting denied pussy by a girl cocooning herself with a blanked.
Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.
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Pig in a blanket 

When a guy titty fucks a girl.
I flipped her over and gave her a Pig in a blanket, and blasted on her grill!
Pig in a blanket by rizzoli March 11, 2012

tongue blanket 

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
tongue blanket by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011

bitch blanket 

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
bitch blanket by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009

purple fuzzy blanket 

A violet fluffy crib blanket. The shorter version of it is PFB.
I love my purple fuzzy blanket!
I know right PFBs rock!

pigs in a blanket 

Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!

Hoboken Blanket 

Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
Man, I was so tore up last night, I gave that hot Bengals cheerleader a Hoboken Blanket.