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Brain Fog Buffet

That state of mind where your brain is overwhelmed with too many thoughts and distractions, like an all-you-can-think buffet with no clear choice in sight.
“During finals week, I was stuck in a brain fog buffet—couldn’t focus on any subject for more than five minutes.”
Brain Fog Buffet by Jacob English January 26, 2026
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Two-finger buffet 

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.
“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet

Self serve buffet 

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
Self serve buffet by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

Eat at the Old Country Buffet 

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.