bassism

Prejudice against bass players.

Man, I'm tired of all this bassism around here.

by Dylan Giddings October 27, 2007

Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

by David986259 December 29, 2008

Bashar

He's a kind wonderful person who will always make you laugh, he's dumb in the cutest way ever and will make you feel better just by his presence.

I love you Bashar

by ShawtyyA January 7, 2021

Egotistical Bastard

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

Compassionate Bastardism

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.

Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

Basko

a misunderstood, a force capable of mass destruction, must be handled with care, highly intelligent and hides it well, unpredictable, do not ever assume with this personality type, sweet and loving on his terms only, never force any action because you will lose everytime, only the ONE and only the ONE can push without consequence, complacency can never be tested, loyal and will have your back to the death, will show a softer side with the right touch and respect, distracted easily by surroundings, persistent demands can be annoying, very secretive and selective to those allowed near. Absolutely loveable and adorable! Can produce a stench not of this earth, a pasty biohazard.

Basko equates to a warm, loveable, adorable, feisty, intimidating, statuette, Zeus-like presence.

by next to the ONE February 6, 2010