Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020

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Air Shaft

In the act of scissoring one girl shifts up a bit and rips ass in the other girl's vag thus causing a vibrating sensation on the clitoris.

When the two girls were scissoring the one had gas and performed an air shaft.

by Scissor Me'timbers January 8, 2009

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air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.

I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!

by Xovria July 4, 2017

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The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.

A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.

by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010

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Air Terrorist

When you are in a public place and someone releases a particularly smelly fart near you. They are described as an air terroirsit as they terrorise you with thier wind

1. 'Hey Nathan, I recko that girl back thier was a proper air terrorist, it really stunk over there.'

2. Jacob hoped no one had noticed that he was being a seroius Air Terrorist because of the beans he eat earlier.

by WATO...WATO October 16, 2009

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