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Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?
Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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alien

my name is baldnora. i'm a alien from space outer
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by baldnora January 8, 2024
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Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.
Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
by RealEinstien January 31, 2024
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Alien

Synonymous word.
Meaning to either be crazy or to be acting dumb
"What you alien for?"
"He looked at me like I'm alien."
by that one super smart guy December 1, 2022
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alien kid

Alien Kid is a super weird but enjoyable person! He/She always positive and they never give up! They are always energetic no matter what! Everyone loves and admires how confident they are.If you have a alien kid,you're really a lucky one.
Girl 1:Did you see him? He is such a alien kid!
Girl 2:I know right!

Boy 1:I wish I was able to hang out with Alien Kid.
Boy 2:Same! She is just too cool!
by SomeRandomPenguin October 20, 2019
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Alienated

To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.
Joe: "I totally alienated her last night!"
Yuri: "Do me next, and do it hard!"
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
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Alien

A being from another planet that totally laugh at are falling species.
“I watched a documentary about aliens and they warned us not to use nuclear weapons a long Time ago”

*WWll still happening*

*the Cold War still happening*
by 20Avart07 November 21, 2021
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