Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

by AirDemon1 May 23, 2012

Air explosion

a huge fart. but a special one that doesnt stink and is really loud.

I once had an air explosion in a physics test lol. :(

dude, i totally had an air explosion in the bathroom

by ovenchain July 20, 2010

Air nugget

An air nugget is when you fart with your buttocks pressed together and you can feel the air pocket slowly escape

I thought sharted, but thank God it was just an air nugget

by muppetmower July 25, 2014

air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.

I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!

by Xovria July 05, 2017

Air-wank

The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.

A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.

by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010

air bro

same as air knucks, a fist pound over a long distance where contact is not possible

when two dudes see each other across the way, one holds his fist perpendicular to his body towards the other dude and says "air bro" and the other dude replies in the same manner

by billybob135 September 25, 2007

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017