nerd

One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)
Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.
by Gary June 07, 2003
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Nerd

A loser basically. Normally laughs in the gayest way possible and feels superior when owning people over the internet.

The nerd can't back up anything he says because of his gayness.

Once in contact with real people, the nerd will cower away back to his comptuer screaming, "Im l33t! Im l33t! Ph3ar my might nerdness"
Nerd 1: I have no life
Nerd 2: I know, lets go have gay anal sex

Nerd 3: Can I join?

Nerd 1: Sure

by Shadow X August 18, 2003
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Nerd

A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills AND no fashion sense.

Commonly confused with geek and dork, but is different.
"My math teacher has been single for 8 years. Considering he always wears plaid shirts and striped pants with floral neckties, I understand it. Who would want to date a nerd like that?"
by Akage June 17, 2008
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someone who studies for an anatomy test a week in advance while on fall break, especially when they are in the woodlands
Michael: What are u doing?

Joanie: Studyin for my anatomy test friday.

Michael: nerd
by rplatt8612 October 15, 2008
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Nerd Speak [nerd]

1. Language of nerds
2. Language spoken by nerds in reference to gaming, computers, math, etc.
Omg, I can't understand all this "nerd speak nerd".
by Conundrumprincess December 18, 2008
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A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.
by dan July 26, 2003
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A lesser geek. geeks are socially able, nerds are not

A wanabe-geek
That nerd is so lame, he may know his PHP but he has no conversational skills
by Silver Falcon May 13, 2004
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