Blanket fort for sexual encounters
by SolKand January 13, 2014
When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
by Loscantaritosburritos March 18, 2024
by whymydadleave? February 04, 2019
by 1212121217 December 29, 2020
British slang for sleep
by Kakapiss November 14, 2021
Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang
Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang
Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly
by HDcutz August 13, 2023
- someone who made the plans but they don’t follow through with it themselves.
or
-someone who agreed with plans but doesn’t follow through.
or
-someone who agreed with plans but doesn’t follow through.
“Wow gang, you gon shag me like that?”
“You shagged me getting game last night”
“I thought we was supposed to (get fried/go out), you shagged gang”
“Merch you real sog”
“You shagged me getting game last night”
“I thought we was supposed to (get fried/go out), you shagged gang”
“Merch you real sog”
by nonameplate September 14, 2022