The Peppa Pig

The act of urinating inside of a fat girls anus so she shits out a mix of urine and shit on to the floor to create a "muddy puddle" which you will both proceed to jump in wpuddle, making pig noises.

"I used to love watching Peppa Pig as a kid" Said the woman, to which I said "Oh really? I guess you haven't heard of The Peppa Pig"

by Shitty Fatty October 2, 2017

pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese

person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human

by viniggar February 2, 2019

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick

"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"

by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009

hurt pig

An ugly woman you had sex with who gets very emotional and hurt when she finds out you do not like her in any way at all.

That hurt pig is crying all the time because I used her for sex and she actually thought I liked her.

by OrlandoFrenandez May 16, 2014

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013