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penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
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Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!
by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016
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penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
by Vanh0 October 22, 2011
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poppers penguin

when you buckle your seat belt in order to shit your pants
I took a look down at my phone and poppers penguined.
by Big Poomper Nakinds September 14, 2021
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Penguin Stance

A Wrestling term regarding thier stance, where one positions his/her body to look like a penguin. This stance requires legs to bent and elbows tucked into their hips, thus positioning their hands in front of there legs. Recent study has shown that not only has the penguin stance been rewarding wrestler with gold medals, but has also made then a 'Bad Ass'
Darn Coach, I beat this guy! His Penguin stance is impeccable.
by National Capital Wrestler March 5, 2014
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walking the penguin

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.
by Ittouchy January 31, 2008
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Penguin gang

When you huddle around a person and kick them repeatedly like happy feet
Yo let’s go penguin gang this nibba
by Talon z. December 19, 2018
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