absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.
captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_
by captia_melon February 09, 2025
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bottom melon

The part of the human buttocks that peeks from beneath revealing/short clothing. An example would be wearing a towel in such a way that it rises just above the very lowest part of both buttocks.
Those shorts really show off your bottom melon!
by Diction Donkeh October 19, 2015
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Marsh-Melon

The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.
When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.
by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019
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Melon Bag

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night
by Jordab February 20, 2022
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Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed
I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep
by Rastamouse1 June 15, 2015
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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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