Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

by Netah March 23, 2008

human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.

1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue

by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies

Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.

by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017

Human H

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.

Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch

by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011

Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.

During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.

by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020

Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.

The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!

by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011