Chinese Piledriver

Noung, (Chi-Neez Pile-Drive-Er) The act of performing a "69" (Mutual Simultaneous Oral sex) whilst standing up, holding the woman upside down as she performs fllatio. Moments before orgasm the male slides the woman down, sitting on her face, thus shoving her nose into his stinky cum-button.

Pat gave Matt a chinese piledriver for his birthday

by Yeehaw January 20, 2004

Chinese Penguin

1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.

1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.

by jonny fantastik August 26, 2003

chinese menu

Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.

In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.

01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...

01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.

01:03:15 This is pricks fix.

by mikeyjewels June 27, 2016

Chinese Food

Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!

See The "I need to walk slowly" shit

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)

For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.

by URMOMMY:D March 1, 2022