9th grader

AKA a freshman in high school. They are usually the ones that are nervous on the first day and they need a map to figure out how to get to their classes. And they think that they’re adults now just because they’re no longer in middle school, but little do they know that freshman year is just the beginning. They’ve still got a long 4 year journey to go. And they’re the most hated group of high schoolers because of the fact that they’re immature and they just came from middle school. They think high school is all fun and games during freshman year, but little do they know that after freshman year, it gets a lot more serious.

Sophomore: “Hey what grade are you in”?
Freshman: “I’m a 9th grader”
Sophomore: “Ew, imagine being a freshman”

by TEEGUY July 12, 2024

August 9th

National Make A Quick Nude Pic day -

Any person reminded of this day must make and send you a nude pic as soon as possible wherever they are

- Hey, its August 9th, you know!
- Oh shit, I must find somewhere secluded to take a pic!

by hornntoad August 8, 2024

August 9th

National Guy Best friend day!

"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"

"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"

by greggy form August 8, 2024

December 10th 2021-December 9th 2023

some shit happened, some naders popped out, first one in 2021 happened mostly in kentucky, then in 2023, tennessee. crazy.

Hail, get down. We of Mayfield, we plead this tornado to veer it's track. Oh god, there, look, the power station.
Why must this happen, history repeats... December 10th 2021-December 9th 2023...

by MartianSupremacist August 16, 2024

9th of may 2025

National send a “Siphesihle” that you know a picture of your titties or commonly knows as boobies

Person 1- ohh is your name Siphesihle
Person 2- ohh yess
Person 1- let me send you some since it’s 9th of may 2025

by Professor Ndoda M May 9, 2025

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025