to masturbate, to jerk off.
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Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
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Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ("Five-Nine")
Yo man, how was transformers 2?
Ehh. it was pretty 5.9
Really?
Yeah.. but you got to see Megan Fox panties shot, so its so worth it
Ehh. it was pretty 5.9
Really?
Yeah.. but you got to see Megan Fox panties shot, so its so worth it
by Lord Takatcchipenn June 24, 2009
Get the 5.9 mug.A height considered to be very tall for girls, yet short for boys, although it’s actually not. The average male is nearly 5’10, yet 5’11 seems to be short according to woman. Being a 6’0 male will make all the difference in the world to women.
“Ugh I really want to date John but i feel like he’s too short, he's only 5’11!”
“You should date Brandon then, he’s 6’0!!”
“Omg really? Wow he’s so tall I might just have to hit him up!”
“You should date Brandon then, he’s 6’0!!”
“Omg really? Wow he’s so tall I might just have to hit him up!”
by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019
Get the 5’11 mug.A common texting agreement between two or more acquaintances that after a 5 minute period with no reply, you must accept the fact that the person you are trying to reach does not want to talk to you. After this 5 minute period, you may not re-send your message, send a new one, call, or apologize for interrupting their meeting. This agreement is usually made official by means of contract, or simply by not disagreeing when the rule is suggested.
Man 1: Hey man 2, lets go to the club man!
Man 2: Ahh man I can't, im waiting for Katie to reply.
Man 3: Dammit Man 2, you've been waiting for Katie to reply for at least 6 minutes now. 5 minute rule dude.
Man 2: Ahh man I can't, im waiting for Katie to reply.
Man 3: Dammit Man 2, you've been waiting for Katie to reply for at least 6 minutes now. 5 minute rule dude.
by Mr. Yell-O March 7, 2010
Get the 5 minute rule mug.Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
by Sabrina O'Henry May 20, 2007
Get the 5 second rule mug.locusts in mainland china make a profit of RMB$0.5 for being a communist propaganda machine online. each entry posted in forums will worth 5 cents when they attack USA, HK, UK or any foreign countries, or praise the communist party or Strong Country (mainland china). It is a lucrative biz but eventually millions of souls will be sold out (if there are any!)
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