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barstow, illinois 

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .
Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town
barstow, illinois by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014
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Geneseo, Illinois 

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

Harding, Illinois 

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

Byron, Illinois 

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

Palmyra, Illinois 

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.

Rockford, Illinois 

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.
Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name