by Pres7012 December 21, 2014
Get the naked yoga mug.Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
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A term for an excellently well-placed Nuclear Missile (a Terran utility spell) in the Real-Time-Strategy (RTS) game Starcraft II. Money Nukes are capable of dealing massive damage, and often maximize the full potential of said damage. To be a perfect Money Nuke the Ghost (The unit who launches Nuclear Missiles) must be saved. One of the most-known 'Money Nuke' players in Starcraft II is Dario "The Little One" Wünsch, a German player, and a member of Team Liquid .
by H to the Usky, Husky July 31, 2011
Get the Money Nuke mug.A girls profile on ebanned who shows the world that girls with tramp stamps are attention whores willing to wear or do anything for a dick. Sad thing is she wears a wedding ring (fake for sure) pretending she landed a guy that would put a ring like that on a girl like her, sad. Every guy knows that a girl like her is no prize.
by Azzman66 April 16, 2019
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Get the naked cheese mug.This term, coined by the legendary Jim Crow of the LNHN, expresses a major victory in getting girl by your unparalleled "mac daddy" nature.
It was originally derived from "tactical nuke", a 25 kill streak award in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that kills everything and assures complete victory.
Thus, when you call in a "mac-tical nuke", you get that girl to want your dick.
It was originally derived from "tactical nuke", a 25 kill streak award in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that kills everything and assures complete victory.
Thus, when you call in a "mac-tical nuke", you get that girl to want your dick.
Jane: Hey Joe, what's up!
Joe: Not much bitch, what are you doing tonight? Wanna suck my dick?
Jane: Sure, I'd love to!
Joe (to friend): Mike, I just called in a mac-tical nuke on some dumb bitch!
Mike: Very nice, I get some assist points for that though.
Joe: Not much bitch, what are you doing tonight? Wanna suck my dick?
Jane: Sure, I'd love to!
Joe (to friend): Mike, I just called in a mac-tical nuke on some dumb bitch!
Mike: Very nice, I get some assist points for that though.
by SoapMacTavish April 20, 2010
Get the mac-tical nuke mug.The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
by ExNWPers July 10, 2005
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