The 10 out of 10 on the drunk scale. What is this? Getting so drunk you actually have to be brought back from life. If you please you can get so drunk at a football that you tackle a fire hydrant, puke on every inch of a bathroom stall: except in the toilet.
by steve-o C. March 2, 2009

by alisoncccd October 25, 2009

Jeff says "J-cock was very happy last night, he had sex for the first time in a while" or "My J-cock is 7 inches long" or "yeah man i used J-cock on her all night"
by schaeff daddy April 17, 2009

the biggest slutbag trendwhore after britney spears and christina aguleria there is.
J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum
J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum
by brother_number_one July 31, 2003

by shelden williams February 21, 2008
