yerba mate

The substance deviously known as the large deposits of water on the highway roads, found either during, or subsequent to a rainstorm. These deposits spew out from beneath the vehicle and from the sides of 99% of automobiles driving through them. They spray to the side, soaking cars, grass and telephone poles alike.

Bobby: Hey dude, turn the radio up, there's some Van Halen on 101.1

Colin: Sick, I love this-

Bobby: Aw shit, I just sprayed some yerba mate all over my car!

by Oolin C'Kane June 24, 2008

Dog mate

Ethan , small dick

A "dog mate" waits for a clos mate to leave so he can steal that mates girlfriend.

by Yolo🐙🐙 May 21, 2017

Old mate

A politically correct way of referring to “that dirty old bastard”, ie. a third person, usually a creepy chap, sitting a few barstools away from you and your group at your local pub.

There we were after work at the pub playing pool, when old mate, decides to pull the smooth moves on my mates missus!
That dirty old bastard! He can have her mate...

by Joj012c December 31, 2019

safe my mate

South African slang meaning everything's OK/cool/just fine thank you. Often said with a unique hand gesture whereupon one makes a fist, with the two fingers at either side remaining extended.

"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"

by Stuart Kelly December 30, 2007

she'll be apples, mate

everything will be alright

Don't worry about her breast implants. She'll be apples, mate.

by snn April 4, 2006

hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008

dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

by train spottings gay December 7, 2011