Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away
by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025

"Woah dude...Yknow what totally, like, bogus?? Hands..."
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.
“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”
“wdym?”
“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”
“wdym?”
“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022

by Xylevan May 11, 2025

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.
by Havenoshame June 22, 2022
