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hand artist

A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)
Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013
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Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!
by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022
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Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”
by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020
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Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone
"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"
by Turtletaint December 9, 2023
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Sissy hands

Another term for gloves . Sissy hands implies your hands are soft and free of calluses .
(While working in the garage )Mike says to Dave “you should wear gloves while you’re welding .” Dave replies “ I don’t wear those Sissy hands “
by Rage cage idk man “H” June 28, 2025
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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
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National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.
“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”
by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019
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