yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggot lmao xd

“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

ARHHHGHGGHHH

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)

by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020

Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster

A term to describe faggots

“Look at that Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster over there”

“Ewww”

by DougLmaoLmao September 27, 2021

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009