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High School Socialites

A very tight group of people who do everything in High School as a large group. Most of them have stayed together since Middle School, so any outsiders are not welcome.

While this group focuses a lot on the art of meaningless conversation, most of their social lives and daily planning revolves around Facebook or Myspace. That is where their stupid little fads or inside jokes start, and where they eventually are laid down to rest a week later, only to be revived by some dumbass during a lunch period 4 months later.

Also, over 2/3 of the group are usually girls, and will often back out of normal conversations with guys to have side conversations with their "girl friends". Don't worry if you observe this behavior, it is perfectly normal". They also claim to hate dating and boys, but they facebook fish on their statuses about a mysterious infatuation.

Despite all of this, not all of them are pompous assholes, and are more sociable and talkative as individuals rather than a large group. If you are lucky, they will accept you for who you are. But if you don't fit into their cookie cutter, they will cast you out, and you will join the rest of the kids who dislike them.

It's one of the most irritating High School groups, but it keeps the other annoying groups in check.
High School Socialites - You either love them or hate them
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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Harrisonburg High School

A school in the middle of basically a cow pasture, 75% populated by Hispanics, wannabe thug white boys, ghetto kids who think they're "hood", and pregnant white trash. The remaining 25% is comprised of sleazy arrogant jocks, slutty preps and everyone else who isn't Hispanic, ghetto or pregnant.

Infamous for its shit-talking "gangs" of kids who think "their set rolls deeper than all them otha haters", girl fights, and skanky cheerleaders.
Want to see a dysfunctional cultural melting pot? Visit Harrisonburg High School
by Doris Urvanovich February 18, 2011
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Agoura high school

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Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.
"I love Agoura high school!"
-said no one ever
by gimmezucc December 24, 2017
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Kings high school

It's shit
by Kings high school June 13, 2017
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Bowie High School

Middle class majority public school located in Austin, Texas. Arguably one of the hardest, ugliest, and basically worst schools to go to in all of Austin in terms of many reasons; not to mention the select FEW quality teachers, admins (Who very obviously do not know how to run a student-friendly school), and counselors that work there. Also known for the cocksucker cops who LOVE to ticket and bust students with no intent of wrongdoing for any bullshit reason they very well fucking please. Getting in trouble with the school goes anywhere from having a cell phone out anytime and anywhere during the day for reasons that only a moron prick could understand, to leaving campus as a junior and below being basically forced to eat the shitty food they serve.
As far as the student body is concerned, you'll find that a good portion of the students who go to this school are pretty chill, funny, or enjoyable people. However, the "rest" of the school's population is mostly composed of: immature underclassmen, posers/fake people, douche-bags, total bitches, whores, snitches, wannabe gangsters, annoying people, weird kids, emos, unattractive chicks without a personality, suck-ups, boring/depressing people, etc. as opposed to almost all the rich snob spoiled assholes that go to our hated rival, Westlake.
The bottom line is that, if you wanna get into at least the University of Texas through this school, you better get ready to shoot your social life and happiness right in the head.
Ex. 1
Student 1: Wait, what the fuck? Am I in a prison?

Student 2: No, you're just in Bowie High School

Ex. 2

If you want your GPA to plummet and not get into a good college, Bowie High is the school for you!

Ex. 3

Bowie Upperclassman: Miracles do happen! I finally found a parking spot in this tiny lot that I paid $20 to get, and it only took 4 hours to find one today? That's a new record!!!

Ex. 4

Bowie High: Where even smart people's GPA's go to die.

Ex. 5

In my 4 entire years there, I never saw a legit fist-fight... EVER
by ATX4LIFE May 1, 2010
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Lenape High School

A high school in Medford, NJ, in which students are from Mt. Laurel, NJ. Any true Lenape Indian would recognize: -the constant renevations, year round, every year, -Mary Jane, -the pipe in the school insignia, -you've seen atleast one cockroach or mouse, dead or alive, each semester, -expierenced, or had a friend smoking weed on campus, probably in a bathroom, -the notoriously shitty football team, -the amount of time it takes to exit the parking lots, -the underground walkway, -atleast one hall has no roof through out the year, -you've seen the roof cave in or leak, -the stupid freshmen whores, -our school newspaper is the Smoke Signal, and tried to find the correlation on how this relates to school, except for weed, -the ridiculously random music, -have skipped one class, every day, all year, and didnt get caught, -have had your spring break removed, -you know the quarky remarks of Mrs. Linda Hammond, whether you know who she is or isnt, -you know that Cheroke kids are just straight up fucktards, -you know of Mr. Ladley, know hes funny, but dont know him -Have experienced atleast 2 bomb threats, -you know that the book isles in the media center are useless, and are never used, -any presentation by the librarians, gets them off, and they rant for the full period, -have found that detention is pretty fun
Lenape High School is a place where no student tries, but passes, and spends their time conmplating the next time they're going to smoke a bowl with some friends they've never met before..
by LenapeHighSchoolAdmin March 14, 2010
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Robinson High School

Correct name: Robinson Secondary School

A secondary school, located in Farfax County, Virginia. The largest public school in the state of Virginia, and the largest public building in Fairfax County. Mascot is the Ram (Most likely chosen simply because it starts with R). The library (called a "Media Center" for an unkown reason) is run by nazis who make the drive to one of the public libraries in the area seem well worth it. Recent addition of a Victorian style clock (thanks, but no thanks '06) in the front has the student population scratching their heads. 07's gift may be tearing it down... A certain head security staff member (named after a certain city in Ohio) enjoys blowing his favorite wistle at ppl 2 feet away from him. The official school colors are blue and gold (though the cheerleaders seem to favor the color blue in their cheers). On a side note, Robinson has the largest IB Diploma programme in the country. IB therefore I BS. Go Rams! LB sucks!
person A - "I go to Robinson High School"
person B - ".....ok?" 0.o
by dhaanrireilsroemro07 October 15, 2006
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