inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Silk hand

To ejaculate into ones hand

She got a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 2, 2016

second hand snoop

when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.

1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"

2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."

by obamapproved September 11, 2009

Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.

Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

Healthy Handful

As much as you can hold in your hand

Send me a healthy handful of zip ties

by Lord “P” October 23, 2018

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025