Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

Cheesed over

Words that are used to explain something not working correctly.

My car is cheesed over since I took it to that shop last week. It won't even start now.

by JoeyBomm March 28, 2024

cheese

cheese is baby. created by daddy Epstein. #forkyasksaquestion

Did daddy Epstein make cheese? Yes daddy Epstein made cheese. #speakingfromtheheartspencerfromiCarly

by didlydook1800 October 16, 2021

chopped cheese

someone who is unbelievably ugly

god she looks like chopped cheese

by brigrif October 8, 2025

Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis

"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!

by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010

Cheese

Something that is unfair or stupid

this gun is so cheese

by AkitoRoy January 7, 2018

Cheese

Why the fuck are you reading about cheese its fucking cheese u fat cunt

Billy : Hey whats cheese
Tom : *Grabs a Knife*
Billy : *Eats The knife*

aka this doesnt make any sense

by CavenBalls May 17, 2018