One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

the ween hand

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"

katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life

by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017

Slight of hand pro

Having a high sex drive, being able to tactically reload within a matter of seconds. 😉 if you don't have it, just go home.

have you got slight of hand pro

by slight of hand god April 17, 2020

hand pile

More then a handful

Open the door for me, I got a great big ol hand pile of stuff.

by Bucky Buckerson February 7, 2018

giving in to the hand police

A term for maturbation.

Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.

by memejeff March 23, 2024

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009