The Grumpy Chicken 

When your getting a blowjob and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.

Susan was givin me a BJ and I thought I could sneak a fart out....turns out I was wrong. I had to give her The Grumpy Chicken.

The Grumpy Chicken by Spider 0895 July 27, 2010

fried chicken lovers 

being racist when your drunk

I'm a drunk nigga, here with my fellow fried chicken lovers, meg and jenna, sipping on some grape soda... currently waiting for compton ass terry.

fried chicken lovers by Get off your knees March 5, 2007

liquid chicken 

an egg, its chicken, but in liquid form! booyeah!!

Daam fool you cracked my liquid chicken....whatta biatch!

now i gots to go lay another one!

liquid chicken by Ben_booyeah! April 8, 2008

Trippy Chicken

A grown ass dude who sports braces and loses all his shit so his wife will buy him a 4G iPhone, then blames the one person who actually really tried to help him find said stuff to begin with.

Stop blaming me for stealing your stuff when im the one who is trying to help you find it you trippy chicken!

Trippy Chicken by ChaChi6 July 10, 2010

nugget mc chicken 

Very good, very well.

One time i went to the store. the store was really cool. They had nugget mc chicken products there.

nugget mc chicken by Sabored October 25, 2006

San Diego Chicken 

In the same family as Superman Dat Ho (See "Superman Dat Ho"), The San Diego Chicken occurs when a male ejaculates a large amount of sperm (or "liquid love" or "baby batter" as my brother from another mother calls it) on the back of his girl. Then at some point, later, awake or asleep, the male takes a feather pillow and pummels his girl. The pillow burst open and your girl is feathered.

The other night I came all over my girls back. After she fell asleep I hit her with a feather pillow and it burst open. In the morning she was covered in feathers. She look like the San Diego Chicken walking out of the bedroom.

San Diego Chicken by MicJonze October 4, 2011

Mongolian Chicken 

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!

I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!

Mongolian Chicken by Shawn B. May 15, 2003