Chicken dick

A guy who can't last more then 10 seconds.

Omg my boyfriend has a chicken dick, he only lasted like 7 seconds

by Boo-ster October 5, 2017

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

The chicken is a tit sucker

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.

She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.

by Lacy Bracy October 26, 2017

chicken mayhem

The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.

Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"

Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."

by ukclaX October 27, 2017

chicken blubber

People fat.

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.

by Crackerz2004 March 19, 2017

chicken smash

When you want to eat chicken and smash

"Hey girl wanna chicken smash?"

by JkSarge March 20, 2017

Chicken

Some really good food, or a person who is a wimp as referred to a 'chicken'

Your friend wont jump off the cliff, so therefore he is a chicken.

by sheetrocklasers April 3, 2017