Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Poop Warrior

Someone who considers themself as the butt of jokes.

Guy 1: I feel bad for Guy 3, they’re like a Poop Warrior. I hope they feel better about themself soon.
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!

by Jekesma May 15, 2025

Poop Bag

Describing a person or situation you dislike.

Tamantha is such a poop bag!

by P City May 26, 2025

Poop Hogan

When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache

Daisy was getting back shots when she gave Steve a Poop Hogan

by Pete O’File May 30, 2025

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Poop ouch

Poop ouch/poo ouch. It could mean either the character Mr Peabody/ Mr pea baba, or the feeling of having to take a shit when your stomach hurts or a shit that hurts to take.

“I am experiencing severe poop ouch.”

Or

“Look, it’s poop ouch!”

by whimsicalflyingfish June 11, 2025

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025