spoiled shit

same as 'spoiled turds'

defecation that has been sitting out & waiting for time to pass & growing in age with a turd smell

It smells like spoiled shit in here.

Oh, its because i forgot to brush my teeth.

by dookie twirl February 20, 2018

jimmy shit

When you eat the chicks poon out in such a manner that she simultaneously shits and pukes.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 21, 2018

Encore shit

When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.

I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

shit-rich

A level of great wealth in which a person may use money as toilet paper without concern.

I hate that guy...he doesn't have a care in the world. He's not just rich, he is shit-rich.

by FDirector March 14, 2018

Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

by Nut sack sweat soup February 20, 2017

Shit Cup

Farting and Using your hand as a cup you sneak up on someone and release the smell into their face!!

Did you see Dave shit cup Johnny he couldn't take the smell he almost threw up and passed out!!!

by Ranchcarpets February 21, 2017

the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).

Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits

by DonkJr February 24, 2017