Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 21, 2021

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Pizza Hut and nut in my butt

A form of Netflix for people who like it a little more spicey and straightforward. And it rhymes.

Girl: Your hot

Guy: ok so Pizza Hut and nut in my butt?

by Shayyda March 11, 2021

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when a group of boys rape while vaping in a school bathroom, the rape can also be touching tips.

ugh Jeremy and his boys are back in the bathroom rape on deez nuts while vape. It's so annoying.

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How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

by jm080800 June 29, 2019

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On September 16 you are legally required to curb stomp ollie in the nuts or face up to 5 years in federal prison

by danielmcael October 12, 2021

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Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 15, 2023

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they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 13, 2020

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