Life grip

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.

by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011

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Cheesy Life

A Cheesy life is the life of a 400 pound internet troll. The name stems from the amount of various fluids from their body have become solid and cheese-like in texture.

Your average Reddit User is living a Cheesy Life

by supercoolandawesome October 17, 2021

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real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

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Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.

Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."

by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024

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BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!

Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!

by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023

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