Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Put me in coach!

1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

picture me rolling

I'm on the way.

I'm about to leave the house. Picture me rolling.

by Word nerd March 8, 2015

blowing me up

When ur girl is giving a blowjob and doing a terrific job at it.

Yesterday Jamiee was blowing me up and that was the best sex she ever gave me.

by QUEEZYOWNTHIS April 22, 2017

Kiss me eyes

It's when the woman is staring at the man thinking "kiss me", and the man is wondering "do I have something stuck between my teeth?"

Girl: *kiss me eyes*
Boy: *I should floss my teeth more often*

by shadyhax0r May 25, 2017

put me in the roosevelt

Asking for a room in a "nice" hotel (by their standards) for an event, but the hotel is actually not that great, so it just shows you're trashy.

Put me in The Roosevelt or I'm not coming!

by Guimo Investigador February 11, 2017

fuck me daddy

idk lel

fuck me daddy

by I eat sand October 14, 2020