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Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.
Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?
Friend by Lillono November 17, 2017
Something that I don't have.

OH! And it's also someone who really cares about, respects you, brings the best out of you, someone who makes you smile, and listens to all your problems.
Friends make sure you DON'T get drunk... alone.
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Friend by Fanta7Lord December 26, 2017

Friend of the Law 

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.
"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.

Friendboy 

A guy your talking to but not yet dating
"Hannah my friendboy just texted me"
Friendboy by Kit.Kat.bar May 29, 2018
A friend is someone you like and who likes you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. A friend is honest. A friend is loyal. Friends will motivate you to succeed in anything that will benefit you.

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, bitch about you or abuse you.

A friend is someone you can tell your deepest darkest secret to and you’ll know that they won’t tell anyone. Friends don't gossip about you nor try to ruin your reputation.
Tom is a very dependable friend, he would never do anything to hurt you.

Friend and prove 

I don't have time to friend and prove anything.
Friend and prove by Handfull1 June 11, 2018