Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!
Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"
by Hym Iam October 6, 2025
Get the Elon's Right Eyemug. A stage in a young persons life (usually during study times) at which upon seeing, and (personally) acknowledging well rounded breasts, the mind tricks them into seeing them everywhere, particularly in script drawings and texts, sometimes enhanced by strange fonts. Very Distracting
His Boobie Eyes came,
after the waitress' presence had him involuntarily stealing glances of her chest. The words the young man was reading seemed to jump out as boobies, every time a double o occurred in the text, even so much as to include nipples, compounding his thoughts into erotic imaginings, and nearly forcing him to stare in search of other boobies.
after the waitress' presence had him involuntarily stealing glances of her chest. The words the young man was reading seemed to jump out as boobies, every time a double o occurred in the text, even so much as to include nipples, compounding his thoughts into erotic imaginings, and nearly forcing him to stare in search of other boobies.
by Subtle_Boomer September 26, 2023
Get the Boobie Eyesmug. 
A boy named Demetrius. They tend to come across as shy and reserved but when once you get to know them you're stuck in an endless cycle of bullying, lifelong friendship, and terrible driving. Their eyes change color according to the weather and sometimes their mood. They're always hiding so when they do come out of their dens it's a rare sighting and you'd be pretty lucky to see one. They're annoying and make u want to pull your hair out but in the end, they make you laugh and always listen when you need them.
by zorgsaysthanku March 14, 2022
Get the Ocean Eyesmug. by bigmeatysack April 15, 2023
Get the Resting Stank Eyemug. When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023
Get the Wad Eyemug. When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.
Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.
Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.
Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.
Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.
Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.
by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022
Get the Eye Proofmug.