Cum Peddler

A guy who has spread his cum on lots of people.

John was the cum peddler at the party last Friday. He boned atleast ten girls

by KryoX October 29, 2020

cum sandwhich

When you cum so hard you cum into a jar. You pull out some bread and put the cum in the bread. You eat the sandwich with some apple juice on the side.

I ate a Cum Sandwhich

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

Cum Bear

A "Cum Bear" Is a fat furry polar bear

That's a cum bear

by Omni7124 November 6, 2020

cum month

december

decumber

a month dedicated to cum

IT’S CUM MONTH BABY! WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE

by anonymous September 30, 2020

Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman

"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"

by Tiddys October 7, 2020

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018