Baby Daddy Bill

A guy that has fathered at least 4 children with 4 different women, and supports none of them financially.

How can he afford that car payment, with all those kids? Nah, he doesn't support those kids... he's basically just the sperm donor... That's Baby Daddy Bill!

by C-Money666 January 10, 2020

sad beige baby

A baby thats mother/father only buys toys for them / dresses them in neutral colours i.e. beige, white, brown, grey etc.

“Have you seen sandras new baby boy?”
“yeah, but ive been to her house, its a sad beige baby”

by redsquirrel.org November 19, 2022

Baby cut syndrome

When your self harm doesn't seem valid since it isn't deep enough. (Slang)

Sarah: I cut myself yet I don't think that's a problem. I mean they aren't that deep!
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome

by Yipeers September 25, 2022

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

ice age baby

a person to be imprisoned for all eternity he is a rapist he is racist he is homophobic he is a bigot he is a terrorist he is the person in china that ate a bat he's been real quiet since covid 19 started not enough evidence he has a tiny peen and he dresses like a potato sack

who is the most devious dictator in all of the ice age
ice age baby

by Jesusdebbyryanstevejobsbobross April 28, 2020

Gay Baby Jail

A softlock in Mario 64 rom hacks where the only way out is to restart the game. Most of the time this is unintentional and is caused by developer oversight or general laziness. However, despite this, according to the twitch streamer who popularized this term, SimpleFlips, "Gay baby jail has never been a tangible location, its always been apart of you. A state of mind, a state of being. Solids, liquids, gases, gay. baby. jail."

Then I saw my dad, he was looking really mad. He said im about to make you pay, im about to make you gay. Youre gonna start spinning when I grab your tail, so get ready for gay baby jail.

by SalamenceLEL June 14, 2018