Big Ass

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by Beer advocate October 22, 2018

Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

foo ass

An individual who constantly and continously screws up. They are always the one that fcks stuff up and never gets anything right. They are usually the one in a group who has the most screw ups and never does anything right.

'you such a foo ass'
'dave, you foo ass'
'Quit f'ing $hit up, foo ass!'

by topspeed November 12, 2011

Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

ass-bandito

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.

Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.

by adam and steve December 3, 2004

Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

by Slice January 29, 2003

ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

by Big Tim July 31, 2003