Cat

A large, weird creature. Fat and eats a lot. Likes knocking things down and ruining things.

The cat knocked the cup off the table.

by MyFatcat February 22, 2020

Cat

A mystical creature that will knock off the papers on your desk and dirty your house but will also cuddle and bite you.

"Hey dude, do you think it's a cat?"
"Well, it knocked over my papers and laid down on them... So I would assume yes.

by Midevil Doomguy January 13, 2022

Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 29, 2021

cat

A demon who wants to sell your soul kill everything in the universe and take over the world

The cat killed john

by CATS ARE DEMONS December 29, 2020

Cats

1. Internet rulers

2. adorable.

"man i wish cars/cats were real"

by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023

Cat

A nice little animal that always wanna kill you

Friend 1: I want a cat
Friend 2: Oh, so you're depressed

by C.at January 27, 2022

Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.

“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”

by the coolest of the cool kid July 22, 2020