uck and duck

When a girl gives a guy oral sex one time and they never see each other again.
Usually the girl is thinking it's the start of a beautiful and loving relationship, but the guys got other plans.

"Yo g so she cuff you yet?" "Nah she was an uck and duck bruv."

by The_real_gangdem November 18, 2017

sucked and ducked

When someone uses you for sexual purposes, then becomes distant or starts ghosting you.

Person 1: You got sucked and ducked.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He used you for head and then stopped talking to you.

by dogsearcher24 December 1, 2017

Chäd the Dųck

Our supreme ruler, our one god, in the form of a duck with an afro.

Praise Chäd the Dųck, he is our ruler.

by KregIfunny November 28, 2017

thomas clayton duckworth

A retard that has a small weiner and sucks at basketball

That kid is such a Thomas Clayton Duckworth

by Sums0328 December 12, 2017

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

fluff a duck

The action of bending down and swooshing the feathers on the side of a duck in a circular motion.
The phrase is used as a alternative to fuck off

Cohen: your looking pretty short there buddy.
Buddy: go fluff a duck you dirty smuck

by bedbuggy666 May 18, 2018